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Bg_img stripe

Bg_img stripe is now available to download. The image above is an approximate composite of the average pattern, colour and direction of striped background within the 20 included samples. Once again each image is selected at random from an ongoing and much larger collection and curated in to it on a mixture of whim and aesthetic difference. Factoring in the mood I may have been in the day it was compiled, it is safe to assume that the selections are as arbitrary and representative as possible. The generic striped background is made up of 3 colours at a 39 degree angle with 4 stripes per repetition. The base or dominant colour is white with light grey and light blue stripes.

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Wallpaper as pioneering model of distribution

Windows 98 shipped with a default teal desktop background. When looking at the history of art on the internet, not Gombrich or Greenberg, but early adopting artists who used it as a tool to disseminate their work, one denominator is common – the link offering a desktop wallpaper for download. The desire for a personalised work space is understandable, but more interesting is the opportunity that was sought to embrace a new model of distribution. Webrings and Alta Vista searches meant that anyone interested could see your work. Right-clicking meant anyone could own it. Martin Dace offers the following instructions:

“Apple Mac OSX: save the picture to a folder on your hard disk. If you already have a folder set up for desktop pictures save it there. From the Apple menu select System Preferences and then click on Desktop and Screen Saver. Click on Choose Folder and choose the folder to which you have saved the picture. In the drop-down dialogue pick Center. As they say in Germany, gesagt, getan.
Windows (most versions): right-click on the picture and select Save as Wallpaper. It’s probably as well to save it in another folder also, in case it gets overwritten next time you change your desktop wallpaper. To access the desktop settings, go to the desktop icon in the control panel, which is accessed from the startup menu. Select Center to position the image.”

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1 revolution of momentary sainthood

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Bg_img gradient

Bg_img gradient is now available to download. Each gradient was chosen randomly from a much larger collection based on various criteria, but mainly because they were different and distinctive from the one previous and a good example of the different types of gradient filling the body tags of websites the world over. Assuming that the images in it represent an accurate cross-section of the background gradients out there, the above chart illustrates the percentage breakdown of the different file types they have been saved to. Half the world’s gradients are in jpg format.

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The feelings I bury when I like immaterially

Liking on the internet is rarely an unqualified act. In language the word can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective, preposition, particle, conjunction, hedge, interjection or quotative. There is plenty of stuff that I have come across while surfing and given the option kind of liked, sort of liked or liked a lot. There is a lot of stuff that I have liked and loved, more that I have liked ambivalently and some that I have liked reciprocally or even by way of remembering. Online it has an equally flexible range. There is nuance to the way I click a heart and refinement to the way I give a thumbs up. Not until the heart is pressure sensitive and varies in shade from deep crimson to pale pink or the thumbs up judge my handshake firm or limp can you really know. Until then social media remains the Valley Girl of the web.

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Bg_img texture

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Untitled painting 3

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Untitled painting 2

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Bg_img stars

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Bg_image a sampler

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Pancakes for the saint of Broadway

The halo represents an aura or glow of sanctity. The most iconic halo – plain, round and in outline only has over the of the history of art been drawn encircling the heads of the Virgin Mary, Old Testament prophets, the Four Evangelists as well as numerous saints and angels to distinguish them as the main identifiable figures within a painting. In the earliest Christian art, the halo was the reserve of the Christ figure, but during the Byzantine era, they were also afforded to emperors and empresses. The stipulation however was that the halo be in outline only. The solid halo, often in gold and with a cross extending beyond it, by way of hierarchy, was to be reserved only for persons of the Holy Trinity, especially Jesus.

The Catholic interpretation is that the halo represents the light of divine grace suffusing the soul, which is perfectly united and in harmony with the physical body. However it was also widely believed in popular piety that rather than a device of metaphorical representation, saints had visible haloes around their heads. This stemmed from the belief that haloes, like the aura of some Eastern religions, are visible to those with perception.

During the renaissance, as the development of highly realistic linear perspective opened up the 3rd dimension and allowed for greater compositional flexibility in art, painting came to be regarded as a window into space and the depiction of haloes became increasingly problematic for artists. The flatness of previous religious iconography determined that the halo be depicted as an aura surrounding the head; now with perspective, they were re-imagined as rings or flat golden disks floating above the heads of saints.

Looking for a tool to assist the navigation of the pseudo-spaces of Street View, Google developed a lightly shaded cursor geometry known affectionately as the “pancake”. The pancake is rectangular when moving across the façades of buildings and oval when following a road. Both shapes contort to fit the perspective of the scene giving an extra sense of depth as the mouse is moved around. This, like the painting of the renaissance, serves to emphasise the window into space metaphor of the embed that holds the panorama.

Double clicking the pancake takes you directly to the best panorama in that particular direction. Sometimes a little magnifying glass will appear in the bottom right corner, this is to indicate that double clicking will zoom in on the current image rather than transport you to another location. This happens when Google determine that the current view is the best for the selected location.

The pancake floats independently and democratically above the heads of everyone and everything. It is both a navigational tool and a metaphorical representation disappearing after 3 seconds of mouse inactivity. It rewards those that it hovers above with a glow of sanctity for about as long as it takes to read this sentence.

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Ritual

Turn on the computer yourself. Turn it on from a complete shutdown, not a restart from standby or hibernation. It is important that you journey with the computer from an offline state. This allows for complete synchronization and determines your rhythm. It gives you ownership. Start a new session on your browser, do not restore. If you have saved tabs, close them. Your browser’s homepage should be the only thing you are welcomed with. Think of this as the trunk of a tree. Everything you do from now on will branch from here.

Observe each webpage in its entirety and do not read in an F-shaped pattern. If you must skim, do so in a figure of 8. Do not run an ad blocker. Ads are an important part of the page, they provide a context and are an important decoration. They tell you as much about the content as reading does. Investigate every link; hover over them and look to the bottom left of your screen for their destination. Remember the url’s. Absorb them. A naked url reveals more than its anchor text; it provides an abstract of the forthcoming page. Investigate every link, but don’t follow every link. Following every link is a distraction, it prevents you from building up momentum. Momentum is important. Surfing is about decision making, decisions are best made with momentum.

Do not repeat old or memorised searches. If you are stuck, take your time; reflect. Search within yourself first and the search engine second. Enjoy this moment. Have no destination in mind, only a place to start, you will soon forget your initial curiosity and be invigorated instead by its offspring. There is no destination, only a series of resting places. Record these.

Weight all results from a search engine equally. Ignore all rankings, imagine the results are displayed randomly. The results on the 17th page are just as important as those on the 1st. Search engines do not provide you with what you are looking for, at best they are springboards. As you progress through the pages so does the disconnect from your original search term; you are looking for the disconnect. The disconnect is where you are consumed by someone else’s interpretation of what you originally meant when you started your search. What you meant when you started your search is no longer important. Investigate image searches as thoroughly as web ones; the disconnect happens sooner. Links laid out in “hand crafted” pages however are immeasurably more valuable than those found in a search engine. Follow these with more vigour. Anyone who has laid out a links page or hyperlinked text from their article has done so lovingly and knowingly. These links come readily endorsed, researched and verified. Respect this. They will take you to places you couldn’t get to on your own. Enjoy broken links and embrace holding pages, examine these with the same intensity as you would any page. They are wonderfully lost souls that can’t be found through searching alone. There are no dead-ends on the web, but they are as close as you will come.

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3 second deity

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The scale of search

search In reverse order of scale: a man with a magnifying glass; the earth; information.

In the picture to the left, the header image for a search results page of an instantly forgettable global IT solutions company I happened upon while looking for something else, little cirrocumulus cloudlets of binary data float above the earth. They surround it like a blanket and cover it like a surrogate layer of ozone. Information is everywhere, omnipotent, part of the ecosystem – we breathe information! Information is big. It is not as big as search though. Search is bigger. Search is an enormous heavenly magnifying glass trying to zap through the clouds of information by concentrating the inquisitive gaze of a celestial corporate being onto each 0 and each 1, burning through them like ants.

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Hallppp

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A mysterious email that made its way though Gmail’s spam filters before landing recently in my inbox. Cen’s appeal seems to imply some sort of connection between the two of us, that we have met, that we know each other somehow. We have never met and we don’t know each other. But in spite of this I am charmed by the beguiling name – so cute – and have been concerned ever since. I think I may have received Cen’s call in error.

Who are you Cen? What do you want? And… why me? You have involved me in your narrative, you have spammed me emotionally.

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